[	Current Mood	|	cold	]
[	Current Music	|	"I Believe in a Thing Called Love" - The Darkness	]

To me tragedy is if I cut my finger...Comedy is if you walk into an open sewer and die.
— Mel Brooks (1926-)

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying.
— Woody Allen (1935-)

( i've decided to cut the rest of this, it's gotten rather long )